august highland presents:
the book-burning department

get ready to download the most extreme in high centigrade literature available anywhere on the web! - we burn our literary works using the most advanced pyro-digital techno-toys known to graduate english departments around the world - our furnaces burn day and night generating gigs of torched fiction - this is the place for you to indulge the universal downloading impulse of mankind - but be forewarned - your hard drive will max out fast if you stray here too often - in the event that you cannot resist the compulsion to download from our flaming archives and have run out of disk space, we have specially trained operators standing by 24/7 to counsel you by email or icq - they will offer you excellent technical advice on where to purchase additional hard drives or hot-swappable external storage devices so you will never miss a download again!

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